Year three at Speedee Boarding – still the best day on the water and highlight of the events calendar

By Jackie Ashwood.

Last Friday marked my third year taking part in the Speedee Boarding relay at Hove Lagoon and, once again, it absolutely delivered.

Every year I wonder if the event can top the last, and somehow it always does. The organisation was spot on from the moment we arrived. Boards, wetsuits, music, marshals — everything ran smoothly. You can tell the team behind it has this down to a fine art. All we had to do was show up, paddle and enjoy.

Our team has changed a bit over the years — some new faces, some returning veterans — but the vibe stays the same: competitive, chaotic and ridiculously fun.  Full of cheering teams and spectators even when you’re wobbling on the board or taking an unexpected swim (guilty, again), everyone’s cheering and laughing together.

The best part of the day, hands down? The Demolition Derby.

This chaotic, all-in paddleboard battle is pure madness — in the best way. Boards crashing, people diving, paddles flying (safely, sort of). It’s total carnage on water, and it’s become the highlight of the event for me. Somehow, it’s both the most ridiculous and most anticipated part of the whole day. If you’re not paddling in it, you’re yelling from the sidelines.

Between races, we refuelled on snacks, chatted amongst teams and just enjoyed the sunshine

After three years, I can honestly say Speedee Boarding has become a staple in my summer events calendar. It’s well-run, full of heart, and just hilarious. If you’re even remotely tempted to give it a go next year — do it.

Just be ready to get wet.

A big shout out to Neil Laughton and his time for delivering such a great event year on year

If you’re thinking about trying something new, mark your calendar for 2026. Apparently we are in for something more outrageous next year, so watch this space.

Results

We had 23 teams compete including a couple of charities. Around £10,000 will have been raised for 20 charities.

Cup competition

1. The Amazonians (Champions)

2. SUP Lion

3. Purple Cobras

Plate Competition

1. Wet Bandits

2. MVP Paddlers

3. Williams Boys

Demolition Derby

1. Chris Oakley (Champion)

2. Andy Russel

3. Leanne Day-Sherrif

Paddleboarder of the Day

Cameron McNulty